Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
ARRIVES IN HOROSCOPE NICE
ARIES - March 21 to April 20. As it turns out, you're already the first
starting doing ***. You are stuck to honest, sincere and finds a natural leader. The problem
is that you are the counter and can not influence anyone. Arrives in places and "boot to break",
simply because you want to do things your way even if it is in a fight, è a Bronco.
What you really want is power. The fate of other
signs is that you can not come to power ever because you lack intelligence and even then
you lose the delusions of grandeur, is a poor deluded itself. Pitiful!
Professions typical ***: Security funk, Judge football floodplain, full contact fighter.
TAURUS April 21 to May 20. You are materialistic and overworked. A nobody,
a poor tucked the rich. Other signs find it cheapskate and are right. Also, is stubborn,
just made, and will continue doing ***. You should ask yourself why that works like
a Camel and one priming? The answer is simple: Your headstrong will not let you see a foot
in front of your nose. So you work and takes smoke, should have reincarnated as a pipe
and through their stubbornness will continue bringing smoke forever.
Professions typical Taurus: Foreman, tire fitter, Pastor of the Universal Church.
Gemini May 21 to June 20. You are fake, gossip, and face-to-***. Is
unreliable. At work, make friends like it's loyal and after delivery worldwide. Biggest
snitch ***. It's so pretended that nobody suspects. Really likes to screw others and
be laughing behind. Everyone thinks you're a *** poorly resolved. The only thing
you are good at is making people who live near you, suffer and pay for the sins of the
thorn in the foot you are. You are no friend of Oz, is the very ounce, you ***. Geminis
tend to have a knack for adultery, forgery and embezzlement.
Professions typical Gemini dealer Lawyer, Politician, Pastor of the Universal Church.
CANCER June 21 TO July 21. You are snotty. As its name shows, is a disease
incarnate. A voodoo at the crossroads of either. The other signs are always required to
get you complain of bearing life. is a pain in the ***. If you feel sympathetic and understanding,
which makes you a suck-up, but what you really want is to be "well on the tape," whatever
the cost, tread on anyone stepping, and always ends up getting a good, although not worthlessness.
A ***-faced saint. When pressed blackmails you, cries, kicks and makes your life the
worst of all. is very touching and false. Therefore, other signs never distrust you.
And the worst is that everyone likes you because they're jerks.
Professions typical Cancerian Hairdresser, Manicure, Pedicure, author of self-help books.
LEO July 22 to August 22 Do you think the maximum a natural leader.
is a king of fools. Other signs you find a sucker boastful. Not just a drool-egg, wanting
to promote themselves. Want to have status, to be the king of cocada, even though one
foot is shaved .. Want to be the center of attention as it has charm but can not. And
why is angry. Worse than a bad mannered brat and obstinate. Likes to put everyone to work
yourself is what he had to do, while you yourself is "scratching". He should be ashamed of yourself.
is always angry when someone is stronger behind. Very male with a gun in his waistband. Without
it even speaks fine. No wonder that those who hunt in the jungle is the truth Leone
since the Lion looks like a leech. A ***.
Professions typical Leo Foreman farm, Dictator or Sergeant.
VIRGO August 23 to September 22 You are stuck to perfectionist, detail. Likes
to criticize and organize everything. That makes you a bureaucrat
unbearable. As the name says is a gourd. It's a nerd stuck the beast and has a hip. What
it is like to care for the lives of others. Critical of others, "sticks his ***," but
does not see his own *** even. Sometimes some women that sign elude some dizzy making him
think he is a *** who is demure, slightly rotated and few kilometers and poky, but when
a citizen goes to and that which is good is that big hole, almost dies of heart. When
someone find someone who filled a *** carbonated form in five copies, shakes the
machine, and without any kneading, can only be sure that a Virgo can be made.
Professions typical Virgo: Government Employee, Accountant, Credit Analyst.
LIBRA September 23 to October 22. You think you're balanced and fair. Says protect
others and fight against injustice. Actually, you only think in itself is selfish. Like
sophistication, but is just a uninformed. In conversation, try any nonsense talk about
topics like literature and art often do not know when or fry an egg, and seldom come of
discussion, because as the balance of your sign, do not know which way to tip. Want to
be politically correct but your house looks a brothel. Are you a "doer than average".
It hides its true face. Has no character is a boiler goes other.
Typical Libra Professions: Lawyer slum community, Manager massage parlor, Changer animal game.
SCORPIO October 23 to November 21 God forbid! There are no words for this poison.
You're the worst. Suspicious, vengeful, lazy, cruel, treacherous, racist, malicious, liar,
jealous, dishonest, cynical and dangerous. A complete ***. Only really loves his
mother and himself. Incidentally, you do not love or his mother. It is useless, should
be ashamed to have been born. Scorpios are tyrants by nature. Its sole purpose on Earth
is to *** each other. Notice that the scorpions TOOL others is to own butt. For the sake of
the other signs, Scorpios should be exterminated.
Professions typical of Scorpios Carrasco, Terrorist, Serial Killer.
SAGITTARIUS November 22 to December 21. You are optimistic and trust in luck. Looks
like a fool and that's good, since you're reckless, ignorant, cougar, irresponsible,
limited and untalented. A born loser. Thought to be intelligent, but can not look at what
happens around you, like a horse at halter that can only look forward, give pity this
poor guy. if you disagree with him he gets mad.
How has no jurisdiction, always find excuses for their ***, blame others, such things
are prache. Everyone is Holy or bum for him. Moreover, the concept of ethics is limited.
is sycophant, chicken and really likes slutty, but did not catch anyone is a frustrated.
Oh pain! When you get something in life is always suspiciously. Is like toilet paper,when
no is on the roll , is in ***.
Professions typical Sagittarian: Actor *** Changer, Molech errand brothel.
CAPRICORN December 22 to January 20. You are seriously stuck, and politically conservative
think correct.thinks he sees. Actually is materialistic, ambitious and shameless. Human
garbage. Tends to mask everything to take advantage of all. Great gay history were Capricorns.
A *** only and all successful and ***. Capricorn is normal sleep while ***, just
because is not gaining anything from it. poor soul that relates to you and therefore tends
to be cuckold, but you still want to keep up appearances. When he finds a friend "hugs,
wish all good, but at the first opportunity *** the guy. Never plays fair and his coldness
makes you a bloody full. But does it matter? If money're entering ... beauty!
Professions typical Capricorn: Bookmaker, Hairdresser or Dealer.
AQUARIUS January 21 to February 19. You are not of this planet. Inventive mind
and has directed pro progress but *** mind and make mistakes repeated because it
is stubborn, careless and stupid. when is child a lot of work to their parents as an
adult until not so much because he feels ashamed to tell the *** that makes such huge they
are. Every now and then passes scolding and loves to be contrary. Think you have opinion
about everything, when in fact not sure of anything, but is selfish and likes to appear,
even if you're in the crowd, you want to be different. Why not tie a pineapple in the
neck and shouting out Oh! to I crazy? Never follow patterns. If you think modern but is
retrograde. If you are a man to be a *** or homosexual. If a woman has a great chance
of being a lesbian activist or communist.
Professions typical Aquarian: Clown, Syndicalist, atheist or three things at once.
PISCES February 20 to March 20. You think everybody's idiotic and you are
the only guy. If you think the smartest guy in the zodiac. Think others need your help.
Are older souls of all and if they do *** that usually do not need to reincarnate again
since all piscinianos are in their last incarnation (Fact) are in their final days here in the
world. If for lack farewell - will soon ***! In fact, if you feel superior, swearing and
consider all the other idiots. Repress loves everyone and everything, impatient, rude and
giving advice is futile. What you do is *** the same people who follow their advice. Like
to talk about the afterlife and take advantage of anyone able to confirm the *** they talk.
You're nothing but a disorganized, has no practicality. When someone asks you, you resort
to the supernatural since their intelligence is limited. Like a black magic, since it has
no courage to go toe to toe with anyone. It is a spiritualist, but do not actually think
it is more likely to turn wandering soul.
Professions typical pisciniano: sorcerer, fortune teller, tarot reader.