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Good morning, good afternoon, good evening!
This is the talk show more interesting, and the most hilarious
The program ..Which Mario's ***!
And the interview today is with an imperial representative
Saga of war on the mats
The Imperial Stormtroopers, or stormtroopers,
or even Troopers.
That among our guest, aplause for him.
Ok enough!
The troopers are not all clones,
there are also people born naturally and recruited by the Empire.
So you're a soldier or a clone derived from a human?
Well, for the first footage of Star Wars,
George thought I was still in good physical condition
to face battles and so I went to the filming.
Over time I grew older, and wanting a little more quiet,
less demanding and also you know
stay at home, eating popcorn, watching STAR TREK stuff.
then the new footage I was cloned!
Was Cloned? But what difference, if you was old and tired?
I had to pay a high price to continue filming.
what happened?
There was a reduction of 40% of my brain.
40% ?
So if you did not was no genius or something,
you become virtually... a banana with legs.
Not quite, I had before surgery, 736 Qi.
Awesome, Now What?
Now my brain is slightly larger than an olive.
Does this mean that the simplest questions...
you are no longer able to answer?
We are trained to take orders from our superiors,
to destroy the enemy and protect the Empire.
We do not need anything else in life.
People want to know...
How is the love life a trooper?
I had a serious relationship with an Ewok once
but it did not work.
first of Asha and I do not speak the same language,
the Xaczik was complicated and we do not quite understand.
And then I hate those who do not shave under the armpits.
And why Troppers is reputed to be trained To miss the enemy?
how so?
No, let's face it
it in six hours of movies, thousands of you each hit three shots and grazed!
Tell me, there are these weapons of Paintball?
of course not!
this model is an E-11 Blaster Rifle 500 shots
With a range of up to 980ft
manufactured by BlasTech.
And a laser gun is excellent.
Sensational!
But with a gun so good
It's true the existence of "stormtrooper syndrome?"
That says the more "Stormtrooper"
or more "good" you are
the fewer shots you hit?
Do not know what you're talking!
we don't hit the target, but our existence is endless!
I imagine being locked in the Death Star is really stressful
especially with a bunch of clones like you ...
that should mess with anyone's head!
It's true that there is a program in the empire
which says that the Stormtroopers
are imperial dance class as occupational therapy?
Not quite.
We take a common life.
We go to the mall, supermarkets, water park and stuff.
Wonderful.
And live with Lord VADER like?
It does not allow mistakes.
Is vindictive and we are trained to be precise in our battles!
So why you aren't ?
The master is addicted to French fries, and is allergic to chili
He likes old cars and fast
but his biggest hobby is collecting robots.
He hates children and loves MTV.
She loves to MTV?
damn what bad taste. Sensational!
He loves lady gaga.
She says that she is who best represents the humans on earth.
He is repulsive to the "gym monkeys".
And he talks to George about it?
Yes, and have in common a desire to make the future...
a new edition of the series entitled:
AND FURTHER BACK TO THE PLANET OF THE APES
with a modern story
Speaking about the people who attend the academies
And this is the worship that idiot muscle
The muscles are just brains melted in his arms!
sensational!
The movie slogan could be:
"In both exercise and develop the biceps and triceps, has become a quadruped."
And troopers guys like to do that?
Tell me more about it!?
Take rum.
What is your favorite?
Well have traveled by various stars and planets has many interesting varieties
On Tatooine there is a copy of midi-chlorians
what kind of whiskey with Red Bull galactic.
On Naboo there is another who is said to be dangerously aphrodisiac
should be taken in small doses called...
Naboo-***.
wonder, extraordinary, sensational
And what is the best ever?
Best of all is... Jadarita.
She is a kind of energy generator
but without the effect midi-chlorians.
It is white powder and comes in a foil pouch.
It is highly energetic!
It's like putting a car in a 12volts ginseng extract
but on 220volts.
Sensational!
I'll ask our production to provide something to you. You like?
sure!
Then liked to ask production to provide a molotov cocktail
not for our guest, right?
"Turn the galaxy behind something interesting."
Meanwhile, go to our business.
Since today we are talking about technology and energy...
here with our guest of buttons and Kenobis
present our advertiser.
Let's see!
It's always a surprise "Merchan"
ok, Filipes Lamps!
that brings a renewed technology in its structure
consists of LED Z
The LED Z is tougher than anything in its segment,
and who has achieved great success with its products...
since its appearance of...
"In the Light"
You can also have light airship
It is more economical but is not minimal
And it is more robust but not arrogant.
That is,
perfect to accompany your day by day.
now you can leave your peaceful supermarket
Z LED lamp will light up even when you get home.
even playing like a fool all your purchases in the trunk of your car.
FILIPES LAMPS
because everybody needs... the light.
Ok so I wonder if the production was able to run the galaxy
in search of some interesting drink to offer to our guest?
Wonderful, extraordinary, sensational!
So I wanted to ask an assistant to bring the drink to our guest!
Sensational!
It is the same.
It is very interesting.
awesome. The interview ended W.O.
ok people. Wonderful, extraordinary, sensational,
but one is coming to an end!
Produced by Rodrigo Augusto Ribeiro