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[MUSIC PLAYING]
COOKIE MONSTER: Mmm.
Umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm.
Umm, yum, yum, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, mmm, what texture.
Umm, umm, umm, umm, umm.
Umm.
[SMACKING LIPS].
[BELCH].
Excuse me.
Mmm, mmm, uh, umm, no cookie, cookies.
Uh, no, no, no.
Umm, oh, umm, umm, ah, umm, umm, umm, ah.
Mua, mua, mua, mmm, umm, no, umm, umm, no, no.
Title.
Heh.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, good evening.
And welcome to Monsterpiece Theatre.
Me, Alastair Cookie.
Tonight, we bring you touching drama, near and dear to me
little monster's heart, because it's about a monster
and his daddy.
Aw.
And now, Conservations with My Father.
Now, time for a quickie costume change.
Me got to get rid of this.
Hold on.
POP: Son, where are you, son?
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, coming.
Coming, coming, coming, coming.
Oh, oh, me here, Pop.
Me here, Pop.
Me here, Pop.
Me here.
POP: Um, hmm.
COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
POP: Son.
COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah.
POP: Me call you.
COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah.
POP: To teach you something.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, boy, Pop, me love it when
you teach me something.
What me going to learn today?
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh?
POP: Son?
COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
POP: You hear that sound?
COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah, what that sound, Pop?
POP: Look.
Look Son.
That the sound of water dripping.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh.
Well, what the big deal, Pop?
POP: Son.
COOKIE MONSTER: What?
POP: We need water to drink and to cook
with and to wash in.
If water go down the drain, there be no water left.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh.
Gee, Pop, what do we do now?
POP: Son--
COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah?
POP: We got to turn off faucet.
COOKIE MONSTER: OK, OK.
Me do it, me do it, me do it, me do it, me do it, me do it.
POP: OK, OK.
COOKIE MONSTER: Me do it.
Me do it.
There.
Like that, Pop?
POP: Nice work, Son.
You going to have great future as plumber.
COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah, yeah.
OK, thanks, Pop.
Now, me go out to play.
POP: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
COOKIE MONSTER: What, what, what, what?
POP: What that?
COOKIE MONSTER: Well, that, that television, Pop.
POP: Me know that television. it But what is going on with
nobody watching, hmm?
COOKIE MONSTER: Well, me know it not wasting
water, ha, ha, ha, ha.
POP: No, Son.
That wasting energy.
Yes, and we need energy to play radio, turn on light, all
that stuff.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, boy, Pop, this energy stuff, it sound
very, very important.
POP: You bet, Son.
It very important.
We got to save energy.
COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah.
POP: Let's turn off the TV, son.
COOKIE MONSTER: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Me do it.
Me do it.
Me do it.
Me do it.
Me do it.
Me do it.
POP: OK, OK, OK.
COOKIE MONSTER: There.
There.
There.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
POP: Nice work, Son.
COOKIE MONSTER: Thank you, Pop.
POP: Oh!
COOKIE MONSTER: What?
POP: Son?
COOKIE MONSTER: What?
POP: What me smell?
[SNIFFING]
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, Pop, that unmistakable smell of--
COOKIE MONSTER AND POP: --cookies.
POP: Ha, ha.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, boy, Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Oh.
POP: Look.
Look, Son, cookies just sitting there with nobody
eating them.
COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah.
Aha.
Me get your drift, Pop.
This a terrible waste of cookies, right?
POP: That's right, Son.
Only one thing to do.
COOKIE MONSTER AND POP: Eat cookies.
POP: Me do it.
COOKIE MONSTER: Me do it.
COOKIE MONSTER AND POP: Me do it.
Me do it.
Me do it.
[GOBBLING COOKIES].
CHEF JOHN: Hey!
What are you guys doing?
COOKIE MONSTER AND POP: Chef John.
CHILDREN: You ate our cookies.
COOKIE MONSTER AND POP: Uh, oh.
CHEF JOHN: We were saving these cookies for everyone.
CHILDREN: Yeah, those cookies were for us.
CHEF JOHN: Yeah.
POP: Son?
COOKIE MONSTER: What?
POP: Me forget one thing more very important to save.
COOKIE MONSTER: Well, what that one thing very
important to save?
POP: Our very furry, blue hides.
Run.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh.
That's all for Monsterpiece Theatre.
Be sure to tune in next week.
CHEF JOHN: Hey, come back here!
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, oh, oh, oh., Oh, Poppa.
This Alistair Cookie saying, waaah.
POP: This Alistair Cookie daddy saying, that's my boy.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[VOICES OF ALL CHARACTERS DURING CHASE]